- Are you a boy or a grill?
A George Forman Grill. - 2. Do you like your name?
Yes. - Can I give you a new one?
Only if I can choose it.
You can't, it's Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. - What do you do in your free time?
Biking, general outdoors stuff, playing games, reading. - If you had to choose between rollerblades and a unicycle, which would you take to work?
A unicycle, I never figured out how to stop on rollerblades.
What’s your least favorite band?
Nickelback, beating out Oasis by a snare drum - Then how do you explain this?
A crazy night involving more vodka than a russian bear needs to get through its circus act. Bears might have also been involved. - Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
It does feel like it might rain later. - Do you believe professional wrestling is real?
As real as the Mars landing back in 1969.
Why did you choose to work at ThoughtLab?
I've always wanted to be a scientist, and I hear they work in labs; who would want to work in a lab that doesn't require thought? - What’s something nice about me?
About me?
No, me.
You were a hipsters waaaayyyy before they were cool.
I'll accept that. - If I asked you to lend me five dollars would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question?
I would not.
Sweet, thanks.
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